Questions Anonymous

Q:

Dear Daniel:
Why does the internet suck?
Love, Rebecca

A:

Dear Rebecca, thank you for writing in to Questions Anonymous. The internet has been subject of research for many years now by scientists across the world, and while nothing conclusive has been found, theories have been recorded that find a positive causal relationship between popularity and suckitivity. With the internet's large userbase, it is possible that the internet's current state is due to those that use it.

Sincerely, Questions Anonymous


Hear that everyone? It's obviously your fault.

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